Rich: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Dan: There are clearly not enough photo's of that woman magnet, sex god Dan Baron, on here! :)

Rich: Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

Nanto: bow chicka bow wow!

Baron: Trollope! Once upon a time there was a small boy who was unemployed, who had a lot of time on his hands, then his bank lost patience with him and he had to get a job and lost all the spare time on his hands. D'you like my autobiography? Short and simply: My life and the view of most people who know me. :-)

Rich: Divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Holly!: Hey beautiful!!!! tis holly da mad head nxt door neighbour!! hope ur ok!! love ur site!! missin u loadsluv holly xxxx

geordie bird: hiya lee hope u had save trip home looked at all your pics n cant wait to see our holiday 1's!

Robyn: Hei, just passing through and I thought I'd stop to say...HI!

Rich: Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car."

Rich: Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Rich: People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide

Rich: Did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

Active Jo: Hi lee babes, call me

Fat Pants: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

kev: Kwl journal and a top site

Robyn: HI, I was just passing through and thought I would say...HI!!

Kane: love it lee babes

jr: good blog